Tag: humor
member name: Beth G.
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September 03, 2009 10:01 AM EDT --
I just got this joke in my email this morning. Feel free to groan as much as you'd like!
FLU UPDATE
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird . . .
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November 21, 2009 10:21 PM EST --
I just finished taking a shower when my cats came into the bathroom. They often like to jump into the bathtub when it is dry when they are playing with each other. I glanced at Garfield after I got dressed . . .
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August 06, 2009 09:17 PM EDT --
My friend commented on having to fend off ducks while holding a broken garage door on vacation on facebook. I replied that I guess his vacation must not be all that its quacked up to be!
lol I can never . . .
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November 11, 2009 07:49 PM EST --
I was walking down the street
Tripping over only my two feet
A sight I must have been for all to see
Clumsy, yes, is a characteristic of me
And then they wind took my hat away
In that . . .
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June 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT --
I was answering the phones at work today, when a customer said, "Your garbage men must be like princesses today, because they would not lift the garbage today." I smirked at that, but remained . . .
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June 15, 2008 03:52 PM EDT --
My father died on April 18, 2007, and I feel his loss every single day. But I wanted to share a memory where I made him laugh. We were discussing politics, and it was before I had awaken for the day. Somehow . . .
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July 12, 2008 08:27 PM EDT --
My fiance and I went to a local carnival today. He won me an inflatable sword with the word pirate on it. Afterwords, we went grocery shopping. We got on the bus, and the bus driver says" No weapons . . .
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July 31, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today and I thought it was really funny. Enjoy and have a great night everyone!
Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me . . .
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August 04, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
Okay I was doing the Gather invite my friends thing, but I wanted to rewrite the invite, so it didn't come across so much as a form letter. So I got to the part of doing this only if you are . . .
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January 10, 2009 08:32 PM EST --
I was texting my friend Anthony, who turned 30 last month. I wished him a belated birthday, and he told me he felt old. He knows that I am a few years older than him, so I replied, what does that make . . .
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August 06, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I glanced over at the tv while I was trying to catch up on my gather, and they were talking about the anthrax doctor story. The part of this that struck me as being funny was they had a picture of a missing . . .
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August 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT --
Ah how you suck out my soul
I look at you and see a black hole
I put everything into you
Overwhelmed, I don't know what to do.
I brace myself for what will be next
Meanwhile I'll attempt . . .
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September 05, 2008 10:52 PM EDT --
Okay I've been getting this one a lot lately, and it is hilarious in how insulting it is. It allegedly comes from Ebay, and it states, Dumb and poor? Here's a simply way to make money!
It's . . .
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December 09, 2008 09:38 PM EST --
Oh he is joining a very select group of people that very rarely make it to this position....that of an elected governor being arrested and possibly going to prison!
What, you thought I was . . .
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June 09, 2008 08:13 PM EDT --
This is a funny incident that happened with me, my niece Michaela, and my nephew Max. We were at Barnes and Noble one day when they were about 8 and 6. I was looking for a magazine to flip through while . . .
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June 10, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
Oh why must llamas sneeze on you
When you are trying to feed them at the zoo
The snot is disgusting on your face to no end
The pointing and laughing I could not fend.
(This happened . . .
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June 11, 2008 09:53 PM EDT --
My colleague today, she does collections work for a garbage comlpany. Anyway, she unfortunately had an irate customer who wanted to move his garage can to the middle of the street so we could get fined. . . .
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December 13, 2008 08:15 PM EST --
Oh how my heart was in a jitter
And how it created such a titter
When I awkwardly fell on my face
Flashing everyone in my disgrace
Yes oh how my crush laughed out loud
And the . . .
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December 12, 2008 10:19 PM EST --
Cnn came up with a pretty good one tonight with Jesse Jackson Jr: I want my name back.
You might want to check with your dad, as he had it first. Sorry I couldnt resist! Anyone else see a funny . . .
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June 09, 2008 08:49 PM EDT --
on the bus! My 6 year old (then) nephew announced to me when he got home from kindergarten. lol. Kids start younger and younger these days. haha.
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